The Absolute: A bloke, a bird, a will, a son, a Philip, a Burke and A Dell. And what kins?

Great news for the world- the much maligned Illuminati have turned against the fascist kid-diddling British Ruling Classes and their Dead-In-The-Water Establishment. Game over lads, you cheating bastards!

Freedom for Britain, we’re nice folks here, financial ruin for snobs, racists, sexists, homophobes, bigots and Nazis. Hope you can see your money, because if you can’t see it, you ain’t got it.

Thanks to all musicians for their help in restoring peace, freedom and justice to this troubled world.

Andy and Cathy of W&W…

Last night the failing, dying British Establishment sent a couple of cowards to beat me up. I lost my glasses, but still in business.

I like pigs, they’re intelligent animals just like humans. But they’re short lived with their snouts in the trough. Humans live forever, but all pigs must die.

Live by the sausage machine, get eaten by something higher up the food chain. nuff said.