Stupid song with a sort of revolutionary vibe.

A whiter shade of kelly brook today
trisha’s reaching for her tanning spray
wills and kate conceive no fucking way
bryan adams gets every christmas day
well I might not be adam ant
but princess philip wears the pants
and even phil mountbatten ain’t that gay

In essex were quite happy with our goths
we don’t want crap hollywood style knock offs
we like our bacon even metal black
we love legoland but for royalty it’s crap
phil and liz would gain appeal
because at least they look half fucking real
so are ruling classes need
a fucking slap