2022
Speck
Thanks to Javolenus.
Well 2022 was pretty rough
not a whole lot of good news
and if you read it like I did, way more than enough
you’ll never ever ever ever shake the blues
I got shot number five as soon as it was OK’d
I read a lot about the shot that Alec Baldwin made
A lot of the wrong people are still overpaid
and I continue not to care who Pete Davidson laid
Elizabeth Holmes will be going to jail
It’s good to know that some cons fail
but the biggest cons are still going on
because collectively we’re forty percent moron
James Webb took pictures that we hadn’t seen
Well, Hubble did before but they were a little less clean
why the hell are they sending all that money up there
when so many hungry people can’t afford to live here
Extreme weather got a little more so
dozens more people killed by snow
and cryptocurrency, well what do ya know
continues to be a real shitshow
and I really don’t know what that Putin fella’s doin’
is he building up his country or just hellbent on ruin
tens of thousands of deaths are now part of his legacy
he won’t know when he dies the true cause of revelry
and then there is Elon the self-centered man-boy
who grew tired of tesla and bought himself a new toy
“Free speech for all” he said, “the way it should be
unless your free speech affects me negatively”
Somehow a black woman got on the supremes
but she’s far outnumbered so not as great as it seems
when it comes to the law they’ll still cast there votes backwards
‘cause most of them are still morally corrupt bastards
Here’s a fun number I just read today
some six thousand guns were taken away
by airport security in carry-on luggage
loaded and ready in case, you know, thuggage
The stock market cratered
guess we knew that it would
and they’re still not making cars
as fast as they could
and everything you buy
costs a whole lot more
or if the price is the same
then the qualitiy’s poor
But time won’t stop
and neither will entropy
so hold on tight
in 20 and 23
try not to give up
no matter what you see
and do what you must
to maintain your sanity
Well 2022 was pretty rough
not a whole lot of good news
and if you read it like I did, way more than enough
you’ll never ever ever ever shake the blues
I got shot number five as soon as it was OK’d
I read a lot about the shot that Alec Baldwin made
A lot of the wrong people are still overpaid
and I continue not to care who Pete Davidson laid
Elizabeth Holmes will be going to jail
It’s good to know that some cons fail
but the biggest cons are still going on
because collectively we’re forty percent moron
James Webb took pictures that we hadn’t seen
Well, Hubble did before but they were a little less clean
why the hell are they sending all that money up there
when so many hungry people can’t afford to live here
Extreme weather got a little more so
dozens more people killed by snow
and cryptocurrency, well what do ya know
continues to be a real shitshow
and I really don’t know what that Putin fella’s doin’
is he building up his country or just hellbent on ruin
tens of thousands of deaths are now part of his legacy
he won’t know when he dies the true cause of revelry
and then there is Elon the self-centered man-boy
who grew tired of tesla and bought himself a new toy
“Free speech for all” he said, “the way it should be
unless your free speech affects me negatively”
Somehow a black woman got on the supremes
but she’s far outnumbered so not as great as it seems
when it comes to the law they’ll still cast there votes backwards
‘cause most of them are still morally corrupt bastards
Here’s a fun number I just read today
some six thousand guns were taken away
by airport security in carry-on luggage
loaded and ready in case, you know, thuggage
The stock market cratered
guess we knew that it would
and they’re still not making cars
as fast as they could
and everything you buy
costs a whole lot more
or if the price is the same
then the qualitiy’s poor
But time won’t stop
and neither will entropy
so hold on tight
in 20 and 23
try not to give up
no matter what you see
and do what you must
to maintain your sanity