A little something I came up with while making a salad for dinner tonight. I don’t know what bpm, close to 118 I think, I found the metronome distracting. I also don’t know what key (or keys) it’s in. I’m just hoping some brilliant producer who’s up for a challenge will make me sound like der Bingle.

There are things in the store now
that look like tomatoes
but that taste
like nothing at all

You can get old mums there
next to the fresh trees
that’s how you know it’s late fall

(Chorus)
It’s not winter yet
winter comes ‘round Christmas
And it’s not Christmas yet
Christmas is not in the fall

And while my kid rejoices
over all the new choices
like nano and extra large tall

I still remember
sweet carolers voices
and gifts that came not from the mall

(Chorus)

Commercials were started
before Halloween
and Charlie Brown already sang

They know they can push us
We’ll buy anything
Because we’re stupid
And it’ll always be the same.

(Chorus)