I have so many other things to do but I could not resist this.

I made my first appearance into the world after my Mother took a very large dose of cod liver oil and the ambulance flew over the hump back bridge in the small town where she lived.

I have told my family that when I go to that great big studio in the sky I want my ashes to be thrown into the river that runs under the old hump back bridge so I can go out in the same place I came in!