When I heard short hopper’s track I knew I had to do something with it - and this is it.

You’re an animal

You’re such an animal
Not even semi-house-trained
It’s unacceptable
You’ve got a primitive brain

Yes you’re an animal
Keep me away from your claws
You’re just so physical
Too dangerous for indoors


Fight like a pole cat
Cry like a dog
Lie like a love rat
Eat like a hog

Hiss like a viper
Hug like a bear
Pinch like a lobster
Run like a hare

Kick like a donkey
Bite like a shark
Mate like a monkey
Sing like a lark

Pounce like a tiger
Sting like a bee
Crow like a rooster
Jump like a flea

Run like a cheetah
Charge like a bull
Strike like a cobra
You’re an animal