Warning: I do believe the lyrics are what would be considered blasphemous to some. I hope not too much so.

Here are the vocals if you care to remix.

Dear Unreal_dm… thanks for sharing your awesome instrumental.

WORDS
Oooh whooo

I wish that Christmas was mixed with Halloween
Yeah, yeah, yeah- I know there’s that one movie, but that’s really not what I mean.

Alright, here goes!
I want the ghosts and goblins, fear and death
Mixed right in there with Jesus’ birth
After all, the stories say
He’ll rise from the dead anyway
Not unlike zombies, Frankenstein or vampires after a long slumber

I wish that Christmas was mixed with Halloween
Then that creepy Santa taking pictures with your kid on his lap
Could finally dress the part and go full creep- I know you know what I mean
I wish that Christmas was mixed with Halloween

Oooh whooo

Okay, so I’ve got this all figured out:
During communion
The vampires obviously get the blood
The zombies obviously get the body
And the preacher could dress up like a ghost
To represent the holy spirit, of course
Witches and warlocks could join angels in the choir
And all Christmas songs would be sung a cappella
To make them extra haunting

I wish that Christmas was mixed with Halloween
I truly believe this just might make everyone better understand the meaning

Okay, so that brings us to the food and presents
That’s the easy part!
Just add bloody icing to all the food
And skip the extravagant gift exchanges all together!
You’ll save money, I mean extra credit card debt
And you might even have time to spend with your family
But that might be truly scary…