So, unreal_dm posted another awesome instrumental song/ sample pack and this immediately came to mind. My partner and I get stared at disturbingly frequently… In fact, it inspires conversations about moving to a more LGBT-friendly area… Nevertheless, at least it makes lyrics easy to come by.

Here’s the dry pella.

WORDS-
Hey there- whacha’ lookin’ at?
Hey there- it’s not nice to stare.
Hey man- what are you lookin’ at?
Hey man- come on- it’s not polite to stare.
I know I look kinda funny
I know this cuz I own a mirror

But didn’t your mama teach you?
Didn’t- didn’t your papa teach you?
Didn’t – didn’t the school bully beat you up for the starin’ crap?

Hey there- whacha’ lookin’ at?
Hey there- it’s not nice to stare.
I know I look kinda funny but
But really dude- what’s it to you man?

I know you’re feelin’ all entitled
By what’s between those legs
But it’s about time you wiped that look right off your face
Or I’ll wipe it off for you man
With a punch!

Hey man- whacha’ lookin’ at?
Hey dude- it’s not polite to stare.
Hey there- whacha’ lookin’ at?
Hey there- it’s not nice to stare.
I know I look kinda funny but
Is it really the first time you’ve see a lesbian?
Serious- come on man- ugh.