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Here’s is a collection of the stems from “How Do Lesbians Have Sex?” It is a true story. (It’s actually not a vulgar song at all.)

WORDS-

She was earnest, she was serious
She just really wanted to know- anything that I would tell
She was curious, she was incredulous
She was searching for her truth, wondering if it would include…

CHORUS:
A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she’s in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?

She threw me off, in disbelief
Surprised to hear those words - requesting adjectives and verbs
I said I need- some time to think
So I ran through my head- how to answer that requests
From a…

CHORUS

So I thought- it all through
And decided that I must- answer and not put it off
And what I said- blew her mind
She just couldn’t believe what people are doing these days

CHORUS

Here’s a link to the video.