My dad’s gone all soft and mushy lately posting too many love songs to this site…

This is thankfully not one of them…

Zep Hurme on the Drums
Dad on the synth and the horns
Me on the lead vox, bass and the gtrs
No segways were hurt in the making of this song.


Segway Suicide

Downtown rolling
Sunday strolling
heartbeat stalling

Uptown trolling
pathway calling
ipod stolen

crowd is brawling
sidewalk mauling
time is stalling

buildings falling
rain is poring
old man snoring

Im heading for a segway suicide
segway suicide
segway suicide
segway suicide

Stop!
Im on a one way mission
gravity assist
no time to take the pissing
Start!
On you marks get set now
I’m on my way to the promised land somehow

So come and take a ride
come on step inside
Im on a segaway suicide
So come and take a ride
come on step inside
Im on a segaway suicide

rpt…

I’m on a segway suicide