As we headed towards Kings Landing with fingers excitedly turning the pages little did we know what David Benioff and D.B. Weiss had in store for us. Our vivid imaginations would prove to be nothing compared to the visions they would create on our tv screens. Each episode would leave us drenched in the blood and gore of our heroes and offer us new ways to spice up our love lives.

Roberts verse is a delight and I have taken the liberty to rephrase it and send it off into the air on the back of Khaleesi’s dragons.