John Bindon was a product of a time when anything and everything was possible. He led a life that took him from major movies to mixing with the rich and famous. Most famously he is purported to have started an affair with Princess Margeret at her carribean holiday home in Mustique. His other claim to fame was his ability to hang 5 beer tankards from a part of his anatomy. He even became security for Led Zeppelin which resulted in several notorious backstage fights. At some point he even managed to get charged with murder but for which he got off by claiming self defence.

No matter what you can sometimes not stop yourself from loving a rogue


Johnnys got a bigun hes the talk of the town
Everybody wants to see him with his trousers down
Socialites and royalty all come around
When Johnnys in the mood for performing

He’s a charachter of substance an actor as well
Usually playing villains in some kiss and tell
Bodyguard and ranconteur always raising hell
For Johnny is a man of the people

The princess heard the stories and was eager to know
If all they said about him was more than a show
She met him on her island and it nearly came to blows
When Johnny did his party piece for Margaret

Johnnys got a bigun hes the talk of the town
Everybody wants to see him with his trousers down
Socialites and royality all come around
When Johnnys in the mood for performing