Family safe rhymes in the tradition of one of the RUN DMC founders.

Scratched up public domain samples from Gowler Music.

Quote: This ain’t Arby’s but boy I got the meat
And potatos with a hot desert that’s sweet
I’m cooking on a stove with a six range burner with
Herbs and spices serving headturnes

Come taste my burger, I cook with wagyu
Juicy with toppings the smell will rob you
Bewitched by a trickster, my tasty mixture
Will pep you right up like a magic elixir

Come have a steak! The potato? It’s baked
With butter and salt I gave a gentle shake
Marinated with blood orange cooked on top
my blood orange steak is cream of the crop

Man I won’t stop, hit the butchery man
Fresh bacon he’d been making that’s plan
Chicken’s on sale let’s go make a poultry heist
Gotta cook it right! Don’t become poltergeists

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Meat, meat I got the meat
Slice up the potato season and heat
Ya hungry man? Come have a seat
Let’s eat let’s eat let’s eat let’s eat

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Main dishes, but what about the sides?
Let’s hit the pantry and see what’s inside
We got rice, beans, bread, fruit
Cornbread, biscuits and cookies too

Am I cooking for you? Then get washed up
I’m serving your plate gonna get topped up
Salivating! You’re appreciating
The elaborate cuisine I’m maranading

Seranading your taste buds they elope
With the healthy food going your throat
Bottoms up! A toast to friendship
Curly fries with a smokey french dip

Quacamole, taquitos and tacos
Cooking up fried rice in a wok yo
I like variety, I like to eat good
You should join me, yes you should

Coruscate
hehe
Admiral Bob