cdk’s ‘Baby’ is so smart and sexy I couldn’t resist using it. This is just a bit of fun. I hope it amuses you, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Big Baby

Would people still say what I’m doing is really very sad?
In these days of enlightenment, is it still considered bad?
I’m old enough to be his mother’s mother, I won’t say gran
He’s just a boy but seems more right to me than any full grown man
If I start to voice my doubts be stops me with his mouth
Puts on Elbow and continues heading south
I have grown children - a Volvo - I’m a company director’s wife
But this boy is up and running again before I can say knife
At this stage I should be into catalogues, Lands End and Next
Then he sends me ‘1 2 fck u’ in a misspelled text
I ought to put a stop to this, the gap’s too obscenely great
Then I think, “Well why the hell not? It’ll soon be too late.”
I have grown children – Jamie and Flora - I’m a company director’s wife
But this boy is up and running again before I can say knife
I ought to put a stop to this, the gap’s too obscenely great
Then I think, “Well why the hell not? It’ll soon be too late. Soon be too late ….”